GUTS or BALLS ...

-- I'll not take credit for this one but, continue reading -- We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below .... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

Who should you live with?

A wise man told Kimodi "Don't marry someone you cannot live with, marry someone you cannot live without. Marriage has nothing to do with love."

Lead Paint Alerts ...

What would Kimodi (born and raised in Gishagi) do if he was living in an apartment in the United States that had LEAD paint and there was a warning alert on the intercomm? Imagine what he heard: "This is a LED ALERT" "This is a LED ALERT" "LED ALERT, LED ALERT" Gishagi: Out of it's elements and surroundings.